How To Become Popular?

The most interesting question for which every techie/nerd tries to find an answer is "How to become popular?"

Thanks to Web 2.0! The answer is so simple these days.

1. Start a blog! And ramble whatever you want to!! There will be few followers.. few commenters.. few counter bloggers!! And try to plagiarize content from other blogs. You can be successful easily. Or.. start writing poems that none hardly understands!! Thanks to Selva, Thamizh a.ka. tamil (pronounced as dumeel) is getting revamped and stressed these days!!

2. Tweet! You woke up? Tweet! You brushed your teeth? Tweet! Oh! you didn't take bath? Tweet.. so that your teammates can stand at a distance!! #iPad? #iTampon? tut-tut-tuveet!! You find your computer didn't boot? Tweet!! Oh! you can't do that!! :(

3. Open fortune cookies in Facebook! Or.. check for your horoscope!! Who knows.. you might win a lottery even!! And girls.. do you know to cook? No probs! There's an app for it? You love gardening? There's an app for it! And.. people can create awareness as well!! Goddddd!!!

4. Buy a camera. Take pics. Upload it! Join groups! And make people comment on yours!! Doesn't mean that your photo should convey something!! Just a photo a day!! Oh ya!! When you reach the limits of an addict, you can start a 365!! And ask people if your forehead has pimples or your fingernails are properly cut.. as you wouldn't find time to see the mirror!! :D

As this progresses.. you'll subscribe to posts. Reading them all throughout the day doing your stipulated work at times!! Start commenting on other's posts. Comment on someone's picture just to get a comment from him / her. Comment on someone else's status! and RT to @someone!!

And.. as time goes on, you'll find yourself to be the content provider and the content receiver!! Web 2.0!! And.. you'll find your entire day going on this lengthy process!!

And someday when you google.. you'll find where all you have your footprints on the net!! :D

P.S.: Ohh... you work for a company right?? I forgot!!! :( :(

And hey.. am not advertising myself here!!!!!!!!! :D :D