Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Ulcer!!

Yesterday.. It so happened that I started realising the symptoms of Ulcer!! As many of my friends were much eager to know when I get ulcer, I started pinging them and informing the same.. The response!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! Avalo thittu!!! Why blood?? Same blood!!

Thittu 1: From one of my sisters!!


Me : hmm
Me : atlast..
Me : i won!!!
YYY : ?
Me : i got ulcer!!
Me : why dont u congratulate Me???
YYY : do fasting for few days.. it'll be perfectly alright
Me : oh grt!!
Me : wat abt bfast???
YYY : not even water
Me : thats good..
YYY : for 2 weeks
Me : but then..
Me : i do water therapy daily..
Me : i cant stop that ..
YYY : be sure to reserve a bed in manipal hospital
YYY : better reserve in advance
YYY : and go ahead with the fasting
Me : am not sure if i wud live till that even

YYY : paavam unga oorla doctor panjam polirukku
Me : too many chocolates
Me : doctor yaen izhukkarey???
Me : i dont go to doctor..
Me : for i hate doctors
YYY : keep it up

Me : bfast ku nalla item sollu..
Me : i must start from tomo atleast
YYY : cornflakes
Me : i hate that
Me : !!!
YYY : aval
Me : aval??
Me : wat do u do with that???
YYY : soak it in water
Me : then??
YYY : eat it with milk.. add soMe sugar, banana, and perhaps soMe dry fruits if u want
Me : oh ok
Me : wat abt oats???
Me : white oats???
YYY : tats also good
Me : US ppl r eating this only
YYY : indha bandhakku onnum koraichalae illa


Thittu 2: From Kilu.. He started giving me a list for a balanced meal even!!


Me : kilu
good news
!!
Kilu: enna da?..
Me : ellaarum romba varushamaa ethir paarththadhu
ennakku ulcer aarambichchaachu!!
Kilu: ennathu?..
enna da solra?..
ada paavi
olunga saapidarathillaya>.
Me : second boil in my mouth within one month!!
Kilu: adangokamakka..
Me : olunga saapidariyaa vaa???
hmm
enga saapidaraen..
last sunday and the sunday before that..
Kilu: daily oru velai thaana?..
Me : nothing i ate!!
Kilu: ada paavi yenda ipdi?..
Me : oru vaelaiyae doubt aa irrukku!!
therila..
pidikkalai
saapidalai..
Kilu: poda loose naaye
Me : naanga ISKCON pona annikku..
kaaalaelaendhu nite varaikkum onnum saapidalai
Kilu: yenda oruthan sapida koodava solli kuduppanga?..
summa nalla sapidarathilla?.
Me : aduththu naal madhiyam thaan saapittaen.
adhuvum konjoondu
Kilu: epdi da irukka?..
Me : hmm
Kilu: udambu enna da pannum?..
Me : edho surviving
Kilu: paavam athu..
naaye
Me : hmmm
:)
vidu vidu
Kilu: cha enna sampathichu enna da panna loosu..
olunga irukkurathu illla..
Me : u know..
i dont care for money,...
Kilu: athu rite da
Me : sambadhichchu saerhthu vekkaradaellaam kidaiyaadhu
Kilu: aanaa konjam vayitha kavanichu ko da..
very bad da..
unnai yara kaasu pakka sonnathu
konjam kuninju vayira paaru nu thaana solran
Kilu: yethavthu exercise pannu
Me : innikku thaan wiki la padichchaen..
Kilu: nalla saapdiu
Me : ulcer can lead to cancer!!!
:o
Kilu: apam ellam yosi
adangoniya
Me : hmm
saw the sysmtoms..
*symptoms
one is.. stress and strain!!
adhaan eppovuMey irrukkey
:)
Kilu: sari varathu da..
nee bus pudichu ootuukuu oodu
ingana iruntha
ipdi than thiriva
de konjam yosi da.. ipdi iruntha yethayum confident ah panna mudiyathu da..
Me : ootukku odi
Kilu: romba kadupa irukkum
Me : enna panna???
maadu Meikkavaa??
Kilu: yennavathu panni udamba thethu
Me : blore la thaan irrukkanum nu vidhi!!
ippadi irrukkaradhaala thaan tension..
short tempered ..
ellaaMey..
Kilu: de i told for soMe ten days
Me : adhuvum theriyum..
olunga saapida pidikkalai..
reason..
stomach full of poochchi!!
adhu naala..
saapaada kandaaley veruppu thaan!!
Kilu: appo first atha sari pannu
Me : onnum panna mudiyaadhu
poochi ku reason..
chocolate..
Kilu: :)
onnum panrathukilla
Me : chocolate saapidradha niruththalaam na..
Kilu: control panni than aganum
Me : saapidaama irrukkum podhu calories kudukkaradhey.. chocolate thaan!!!
total cycle!!
enga thaan naan break pannuvaen??/
:(
Kilu: ada poda venna
first chocolate cut pannu
Kilu: daily twice milk
Kilu: morning yethavthu
Kilu: bread sapidu
Kilu: mathiyam rendu chapath
konjam rice
evening oru juice kudi
nite konjam rice plus milk
Me : ellaam rite thaan
edhuvum inga panna mudiyaadhu..
appadi oru nilamai.
Kilu: hmm
Me : olunga saapida aarambichchaen naa..
ellaam sari aahidum..
short tempered poirum..
Kilu: :)
Me : mugaththula paru poidum
body perfect and healthy aa irrukkumm
Kilu: ada cha naye ellam nalla sollu
Me : ha ha ha
ellaam theriyum daa..
enna panradhu..
saapida pidikkalaiyae
innikku naan irrukkara nilamaikku...
Kilu: nee ellam inga irunthirukkanum da.
Me : shuttle bat kooda pidikka mudiyaadhu..
:(
Kilu: annan sapiduathula pathi sapitale nee elam theriduva


Thittu 3: Sribalaji.. He was expecting this for 4 yrs!! He was so happy to know it!!!

Me : Balaji
solla maranduttaen....
ulcer ennakku vandhaachchu..
Balaji: !!!
Me : hurray!!!
Balaji: aana ippa onna malar hos[ital kootittu poga mudiyathuu...
Me : hmm
Balaji: unakku manipal !!!!
Me : vidu vidu
hmmm
malar o mani o


Thittu 4: Siddaarth.. This was a kinda spiritual scoldings!!!

Me : good news dude
ulcer has started!!
Siddaarth: olunga saapdu ..
Me : hmmm
Me : ennikkaachchum manipal la admit pannuvaanga..
Siddaarth: hmm

Siddaarth: dei ..
life-la udamba kooda paathukkaama irunda vera enna irukku?
reMember one thing ..
indha udambu is not yours ..
its just a tool given by God to experience the earthly stuff ..
u can mis-use it or mis-handle it ..
adha olunga paathukkanum ..
Me : hmm
correct thaan
panraen
Siddaarth: enna panra?
life-la evlovo kashta padura ..
Me : olunga saapidaraen
vaera enna panna mudiyum??/
Siddaarth: konjam kashta pattu udambullu konjam saapaadu podu ..
Me : life la enna kashta padaraen??
sogusa thaan irrukkaen
Siddaarth: adhu daan nee panra modhal punniyam ..
adha sollala ..
dailyum polambaraye??
adha daan sonnen
adhu kashtam illaya?
Me : polambal
adhellaam naanaa ennakku pannikitta kashtam..
Siddaarth: nee edhukku da maarara?
take care of ur mind n body ..
if u dont u r not respecting God
Me : hmmm
maaraley naa..
oruththanum ennoda irrukka maattaan
maararadhu kashtam
Siddaarth: if u dont u r not respecting God

Uff!! Result : I started taking breakfast after 4.5 yrs!!! [:(]